Any advice before I take Paris Hilton on a date on Saturday?

Any advice will be fine.Any advice before I take Paris Hilton on a date on Saturday?
Earplugs and condoms should be all you need.Any advice before I take Paris Hilton on a date on Saturday?
Yeah, DON';T.
in your dreams, wet dreams...
Make sure you get your Anti disease shots
in your overnight bag should have penecillan, rubbers, a large brown paper sack (to cover her face during the copulation) a half gallon of Schnapps (any flavor, an ounce of s**tty ditch weed(don't break out the kind bud for her) oh and night vison filter for your camera... one last thing, before you go, make sure you get a tetnaus shot...
Yeah get that anorexic broad a good meal and be nice to Tinkerbell chihuahuas have complexes when it comes to men
uh...wrap it up....bring a dental dam...you're gonna need it..


by the way....you might be hooking up with brit and lindsay too


I'm sure you won't mind.
record your conversation
Make sure you have a good lawyer.
take plenty of rubbers and a cam corder she likes a good movie and take some snacks for nicole to much on while she watches you **** her
yes, wake up and stop dreaming.
get ready to ****
i think u need psychological help, not advice..


paris hilton??? date??? OMG!!!
Oh, dear.
have a camera ready