Why dont women like me? Give me advice to trick women to go to movie date with me?

I mean, I am nice, am mostly free of lice and mites, I shower every other day and wipe my butt most of the time...and not with my hand. My mustache is trimmed nicely, I listen to disco music, I have nice apartment that just had the mold removed, the scabies outbreak was a false alarm, and I have a pet dog who rarely goes on the sofa. I am friendly, I always talk to my neighbors about sports and the strip club, I don't drink much, and I have nice posters on my wall. I have lots of money to spend on female with large busoms yet they never want to date me? Why not? I never treat woman bad, I am nice, someone date me and I take you to McDonnalds, you can get 4 things from the dollar menu. The we go back to yours and talk about mickey mouse and other things you like. We have coffee and pie, then I watch you wash dishes, then we talk about more things you like such as, cooking, washing up, sewing,.and scrubbing. Will be fun date, if I ever find a date. I am sadWhy dont women like me? Give me advice to trick women to go to movie date with me?
The fact you want to trick someone to go to the cinema with you should explain why women don't like you.Why dont women like me? Give me advice to trick women to go to movie date with me?
Hey,, the strip club??? hmm ,,, why not go to Barnes and Noble and see if you can find a better class woman to ask out,,,, lol





good luck
You probably are too needy /desperate... stop looking for it your tring to hard. Stop focusing on one realtionship and focus on being friends with girls first.
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God Bless You
easy 2 options





1- plastic surgery





2- little brown bag.. medium if ur heads too big :D
what planet are you from? go on back
You're just a dear, I can't imagine why women don't want to date you! Don't be sad, maybe on one date you could do the dishes, it could turn your whole world around :)
Don't try so hard. It scares them away. You've got to be a ';bad boy';
The use of the word trick is the biggest clue, although I guess your whole question could be a wind up!!
Word of advice. You are trying to hard to impress the ladies. I think that you should relax a little and just be yourself. By the way taking somebody to mc donalds is not very romantic and you got to put a little bit of innitiative in it. Be more confident of yourself, don't come across too strong when chatting up a chick. Start off on a friend basis and then work things from there. Oh and by the way the girl that you described as the perfect date does not exist. Us females has evolved since the last you checked.
uhhh..y go 2 strip clubs is why maybe...big turn off...wked in one, i hate men that do that
Maybe is your look........ U don't you post your photo. Let me see you. (^-^)
bribe them with money or pay a hooker lol
you sound like the perfect man to me... who knows, chicks are crazy yo